A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger BonediggerDogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts
away from me
If you'll be my bodyguard I can be
your long lost pal I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me You can call me Al