A man walks down the street He says, why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle. The rest of my life is so hard. I need a photo-opportunity. I want a shot at redemption. Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard. Bonedigger Bonedigger, Dogs in the moonlight. Far away my well-lit door, Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly. Get these mutts away from me. You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, And Betty when you call me, You can call me Al.