Why am I so soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle, the rest of my life is so hard.
I need a shot at redemption. Dont want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard
bone digger bone digger. dogs in the moonlight. Far away my well lit door. Mr Beerbelly Beerbelly
get these mutts away from me
you know I dont find this stuff amusing aymore...
If youll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pall
I can call you Betty. And Betty when you call me you can call me al
Got a short little span of attention And wo my nights are so long Where's my wife and family
What if I die here Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone Gone He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations
If youll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pall
I can call you Betty. And Betty when you call me you can call me al
It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the Third World Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound
The Sound?
Cattle in the marketplace Scatterlings and orphanages He looks around, around He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity He says Amen! and Hallelujah!
If youll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pall
I can call you Betty. And Betty when you call me you can call me al