Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard

I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon

Get these mutts away from me

You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me You can call me Al

why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention

Where's my wife and family What if I die here

Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone Gone

There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al

It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the Third World

He holds no currency

He is a foreign man

Amen!

Hallelujah!