Level 1 | Variation 5

A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle, The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoonIn a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger BonediggerDogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door

Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know

I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attentionAnd
wo my nights are so
long
Where's my wife and family What if I die here Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone Gone He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along along There were incidents and accidents There were

hints and

allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

Call me Al A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time aroundHe doesn't speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound The sound Cattle in the marketplace Scatterlings and orphanages He looks around, around

He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity He says
Amen!
Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost palI can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al

Call me Al